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Interview with the Vampire — Season 2
This season captivates with lush visuals and rich storytelling, exploring love and mortality in a hauntingly beautiful way.
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Star Wars: The Clone Wars — Season 7
4/5A gripping, emotional finale that enhances the *Star Wars* saga with stunning visuals and character depth.
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Deli Boys — Season 2
3.5/5Season 2 of *Deli Boys* combines humor and drama, exploring family legacy amidst crime and chaos with sincere performances.
Abdullah SaeedRead review →
Hacks — Season 5 (final season) review
4/5Hacks bows out with a heartwarming final season. Jean Smart's Deborah Vance gets a sendoff worthy of her decades on stage — even if the finale stumbles.
Lucia AnielloRead review →
Obsession
3/5Curry Barker's *Obsession* blends romance with horror, crafting a cautionary tale that mesmerizes and unnerves. A captivating must-see!
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Spider-Noir — Season 1 review
3.5/5Dive into the gritty world of 'Spider-Noir' Season 1, where Nicolas Cage shines as a down-and-out PI with a heroic past. A must-watch blend of crime and drama!
Oren UzielRead review →
The Four Seasons — Season 2
3/5Tina Fey's friendship-and-vacations comedy comes back lighter, sunnier, and Italian. Comfort viewing in the best sense.
Tina FeyRead review →
The Mandalorian and Grogu
3/5Pedro Pascal and Grogu jump from streaming to the big screen — gorgeous spectacle wrapped around a script that never quite finds its footing.
Jon FavreauRead review →
Past Lives
4/5Celine Song's debut feature is a 105-minute meditation on the people we might have been — quiet, devastating, and acted with the kind of restraint that hurts.
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Oppenheimer
3.5/5Christopher Nolan's three-hour biographical thriller turns the birth of the atomic age into the most claustrophobic kind of horror — the kind that happens inside one man's head.
Christopher NolanRead review →
The Sheep Detectives
4/5Hugh Jackman, a flock of suspiciously well-read sheep, and a small-town murder — a charming all-ages whodunnit that delivers exactly the warmth its premise promises.
Kyle BaldaRead review →
Dhurandhar: The Revenge
3/5A solid, bloody-handed sequel that lets Ranveer Singh swing for the fences — and then keeps swinging long after it should have stopped.
Aditya DharRead review →
Nimona
1.5/5One of the most boring animated movies I have seen — so dull I could not even sit through the whole thing. Skip it.
Troy Quane, Nick BrunoRead review →
Guy Ritchie's The Covenant (2023)
4/5Drawn in by the director and stayed for the heart — a quietly rewarding war drama that surprised me.
Guy RitchieRead review →
Polite Society
4/5Nostalgic, kinetic and full of charm — give it a watch if you loved Bend It Like Beckham.
Nida ManzoorRead review →
Kung Fu Hustle
4.5/5Late to the party on this cult classic — extremely funny, highly memorable, and you can see how many films since have borrowed from it.
Stephen ChowRead review →
Based on a True Story — Season 1
2/5A fresh spin on the murder/thriller genre that drags so much it lands on Meh. So much potential, so little payoff.
Craig RosenbergRead review →
Turning Red
4/5Pixar tackles helicopter parents, puberty, and periods with goofy red-panda energy — not quite Encanto or Luca, but heartwarming, conversation-provoking, and very millennial.
Domee ShiRead review →
Hunt for the Wilderpeople
3.5/5Sam Neill and a foster kid stumble into a found-family adventure across the New Zealand bush — classic Waititi cosiness, perfect if you loved Jojo Rabbit or Moonrise Kingdom.
Taika WaititiRead review →
96
3.5/5Two high school sweethearts meet at a 20-year reunion, both married to other people; Vijay Sethupathi and Trisha turn this Tamil love story into something poetic, aching, and quietly devastating.
C. Prem KumarRead review →
Jojo Rabbit
4.5/5Taika Waititi's coming-of-age tale of two boys in Nazi Germany is cute, horrific, painful, and joyful — a fresh, must-watch take on WWII.
Taika WaititiRead review →
Light of My Life
3.5/5A father-daughter post-plague survival drama whose central premise — a world where women have gone extinct — is more provocative than the film around it.
Casey AffleckRead review →
Once Upon a Time... in Hollywood
3.5/5Leo, Brad, and Tarantino's grinning alternate-history rewrite of the Manson murders — pure cinematic vengeance, the way only QT serves it up. Read up on Sharon Tate first.
Quentin TarantinoRead review →
Ashes in the Snow
4/5A gorgeously shot Lithuanian WWII story you've probably never been told, built around a young artist's handkerchief diary on the road to a Soviet prison camp.
Marius MarkeviciusRead review →
Searching
4/5Aneesh Chaganti's screen-only thriller about a father hunting for his missing daughter through her social network is one of the best films of the year.
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Thugs of Hindostan
2/5Aamir Khan single-handedly carries this big-screen Diwali spectacle, but unnecessary frills around Katrina Kaif and a predictable narrative keep it from must-watch status.
Vijay Krishna AcharyaRead review →
Destination Wedding
2/5Sharp dialogue between two cynics at a wedding they both hate, undermined by miscasting — but Keanu fans will still want to tune in for the snark.
Victor LevinRead review →
Only the Brave
3.5/5A devastating tribute to the Granite Mountain Hotshots — you walk in expecting a brotherhood movie and walk out gutted, with a new appreciation for the people who fight forest fires with shovels.
Joseph KosinskiRead review →
Annihilation
3/5Natalie Portman leads an all-women expedition into a mutating alien shimmer in this sci-fi from Alex Garland — strong premise, divisive ending.
Alex GarlandRead review →
Rebel in the Rye
3.5/5A tender portrait of J.D. Salinger choosing the writing over the publishing — and somehow making peace with the fact that we'd never get to read what came next.
Danny StrongRead review →
Call Me by Your Name
3.5/5Magical, judgement-free Italian summer love between Elio and Oliver — a movie that makes you ache for the Elio you've buried somewhere under your adult life.
Luca GuadagninoRead review →
The Book of Henry
4/5A child prodigy's plan outlives him in this tightly-wound tearjerker about kids forced to grow up too soon — keep tissues nearby for a long-weekend cry.
Colin TrevorrowRead review →
The Hitman's Bodyguard (2017)
2/5Reynolds and Jackson bicker their way through a so-so action plot; The Nice Guys did the buddy formula better, but the lead pair's chemistry just about carries it.
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Band Aid
3.5/5A married couple fights through their issues by turning every row into a song — quirky, real, and quietly stereotype-breaking with Fred Armisen on drums.
Zoe Lister-JonesRead review →
T2 Trainspotting
3.5/5Twenty years on, the lads are still the lads — barely a plot to speak of, but it scratches the nostalgic itch you showed up for.
Danny BoyleRead review →
Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2
2/5I came for Groot and got two hours of forced backstory and Star-Lord daddy issues — an elaborate joke that forgets to land its emotional beats.
James GunnRead review →
The Founder
3.5/5Capitalism in its purest form — Michael Keaton anchors the McDonald's origin story without flinching from Ray Kroc's hostile takeover of the brothers who started it all.
John Lee HancockRead review →
Split
4/5M. Night Shyamalan's fresh take on dissociative identity disorder, anchored by a chameleon James McAvoy performance — a thrilling weekend watch you shouldn't miss.
M. Night ShyamalanRead review →
Hacksaw Ridge
4/5A brilliantly shot Saving Private Ryan-adjacent war drama that lands on craft and battlefield horror — even if it never quite explains the conviction at its center.
Mel GibsonRead review →
Manchester by the Sea
4/5A heartbreaking drama about guilt, healing, and second chances — shot wide so you fill in the silences yourself, and acted with a stillness that never feels staged.
Kenneth LonerganRead review →
Hidden Figures
4/5Octavia Spencer, Janelle Monáe and Taraji P. Henson shine in this riveting true story of three Black women whose minds put a man in orbit — and exposed segregation inside NASA.
Theodore MelfiRead review →
The 9th Life of Louis Drax
4/5Starts as a lazy-weekday thriller and ends as a gut-punch about how children read their parents' worlds far better than the adults give them credit for.
Alexandre AjaRead review →